Celebrity Indonesians Attack!

The weekend is a time for fluff, so apropos of nothing, here's your daily dose of nothingness: A roundup of celebrity Indonesians. Funny that you don't hear much about their heritage ... must be the retiring Javanese personality. Or like those stealth Canadians, they're just trying to infiltrate the US completely in order to take it over.

Herein and forthwith, in no particular order, singer/songwriter Michelle Branch (creator of the ubiquitous pop tune "Everywhere"); Carmit Bachar, former member of the Pussycat Dolls; Mark-Paul Gosselaar, ex-star of sitcom detritus Saved By The Bell and more recently of NYPD Blue; professional poker player, often seen on endless reruns of the World Series of Poker, John Juanda; hip-hop wannbe Sky Lopez; porn queen Jade Marcela; Cleveland Indians relief pitcher Tom Mastny; CNN correspondent Atika Shubert; Maya Soetoro-Ng, Barack Obama's half-sister and recent speechmaker at the Democratic National Convention in Denver; and, maybe most improbably, the hard-rocking Van Halens.

Who knew?